Omid Djalili

Omid Djalili is a British stand-up comedian, actor, television producer and writer.

Djalili was born on 30 September 1965 in St Mary Abbots Hospital in Kensington, London, to Iranian Baháʼí parents Ahmad and Parvaneh Djalili. His parents emigrated from Tehran to London in 1958. He has a brother and sister. His mother was a dressmaker who at one point assisted Iranian singer Googoosh. His father was a liaison officer at the Iranian embassy in which he would provide medical assistance. He was also a photographer whose pictures ended up in the newspaper Kayhan. He attended Holland Park School where he failed A-level exams a record six times and faked his results to gain entry to Ulster University in Coleraine, Northern Ireland, studying English and theatre studies having been turned down by 16 drama schools. Djalili cited Jack Lemmon, Dustin Hoffman, Meryl Streep, Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken and Julia Roberts as influences.

The first significant success of his stand-up comedy career was at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 1995 with “Short, Fat Kebab Shop Owner’s Son”, followed by “The Arab and the Jew” with Jewish comedian Ivor Dembina in 1996.

Djalili has appeared in a number of films, most notably Gladiator, The Mummy, Mean Machine, The World Is Not Enough, Alien Autopsy, Spy Game, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Grow Your Own, Notting Hill, Mr Nice, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, Sex and the City 2 and provides his voice in Over the Hedge. He has observed that he usually appears as a generic Middle Eastern background character in many of these films, often commenting that he appears in the James Bond film as the “Second Azerbaijani oil pipe attendant”. He appeared as Nasim in 22 episodes of the U.S. sitcom Whoopi, starring Whoopi Goldberg, and picked up an international film award for Best Supporting Actor in Casanova, starring alongside Heath Ledger and Jeremy Irons.

Djalili has won awards for his comedy. These include the EMMA Award, Time Out Award, and LWT Comedy Award for Best Stand-up Comedian, Spirit of the Fringe Award as well as the One World Media Award for his Channel 4 documentary, Bloody Foreigners. He has also been nominated for awards, such as the Perrier Award for Best Comedian, the Gemini Award for Best Comedy Performance of 2003, the South Bank Award for Best Comedy of 2003, the Royal Television Society Award for Best Stand-up, and the European TV Award for his Bloody Foreigners.

Known For

Gladiator Not in library

Gladiator

2000

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Not in library

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

2007

The Mummy Not in library

The Mummy

1999

Notting Hill Not in library

Notting Hill

1999

Over the Hedge Not in library

Over the Hedge

2006

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again Not in library

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

2018

The World Is Not Enough Not in library

The World Is Not Enough

1999

Spy Game Not in library

Spy Game

2001

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms Not in library

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

2018

His Dark Materials Not in library

His Dark Materials

2019

Acting

2026 The Siege
2025 Deep Cover as Sagar
2025 In Your Dreams as Sandman (voice)
2025 The Bad Guys 2 as Mr. Soliman (voice) In Library
2023 Love Again as Mohsen
2023 Journey to Bethlehem as Melchior
2023 The Change as Steve (9 episodes)
2022 Tomorrow Morning
2021 Christmas Comedy Club with Lost Voice Guy as Self
2021 Les Dawson Lost Tapes as Self
2021 Britney as Dr. Pellis (1 episode)
2021 Blankety Blank as Self - Panellist (1 episode)
2020 The Way Out as Guide
2020 Cold War Steve Meets the Outside World as Self
2020 Michael McIntyre's The Wheel as Self - Expert (2 episodes)
2020 Winning Combination as Self - Presenter (6 episodes)
2020 Beat the Chasers as Self (1 episode)
2019 His Dark Materials as Dr. Martin Lanselius (2 episodes)
2018 The Nutcracker and the Four Realms as Cavalier
2018 Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again as Greek Official
2018 We Are Most Amused and Amazed as Self
2017 Dying Laughing as Self
2016 The Comedian's Guide to Survival as Himself
2016 Going Forward as Dave Wilde (3 episodes)
2016 Insert Name Here as Self - Panelist (1 episode)
2015 Shaun the Sheep Movie as Trumper (voice)
2015 Molly Moon and the Incredible Book of Hypnotism as Barry Rix
2015 A Grand Night In: The Story of Aardman as Self - Voice of Trumper
2015 Dickensian as Mr Venus (20 episodes)
2014 Retrospective as Nabil Sr
2014 Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled as Self (1 episode)
2012 Omid Djalili: Tour of Duty as Self
2012 Comedy World Cup as Team Captain (2 episodes)
2012 The Great Sport Relief Bake Off as Self - Host (1 episode)
2011 Big Fat Gypsy Gangster as Jik Jickkles
2011 Just Like Us as Self
2011 The Egyptian Job as Himself (Narrator)
2011 The Paul Reiser Show as Habib (4 episodes)
2010 The Infidel as Mahmud Nasir
2010 Mr. Nice as Saleem Malik
2010 Sex and the City 2 as Mr. Safir, Hotel Manager
2010 The Michael Ball Show as Self (1 episode)
2010 Let's Dance for Sport Relief as Self - Contestant (2 episodes)
2009 Omid Djalili: Live in London as Omid Djalili
2009 Dead Man Running as Fat Bald Man
2009 New Town as Walter
2009 Kate Garraway's Life Stories
2009 All the Queen's Horses with Alan Titchmarsh as Self (1 episode)
2008 The Love Guru as Guru Satchabigknoba
2008 We Are Most Amused as Self
2008 Headcases
2007 Omid Djalili: No Agenda as Omid Djalili
2007 Grow Your Own as Ali
2007 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End as Askay / Pusasn
2007 Would I Lie to You? as Self (1 episode)
2007 The Omid Djalili Show
2007 The Graham Norton Show as Self (1 episode)
2006 Over the Hedge as Tiger (voice)
2006 The Secret Policeman's Ball: The Ball in the Hall as Self
2006 Alien Autopsy as Melik
2006 World's Greatest Stand Up: Volume One as self
2006 TV Heaven, Telly Hell
2006 The One Show as Self - Guest (1 episode)
2006 Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive
2006 The One Show as Self (1 episode)
2005 Casanova as Lupo
2005 One-Night Stand: Omid Djalili as Himself
2005 Comic Aid
2005 My Family and Other Animals as Spiro
2005 Deadlines as Abdul Sayyaf
2005 Chopratown as Ali Ergun
2005 Cinema Iran as Self - Presenter
2004 Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow as Kaji
2004 The Calcium Kid as Herbie Bush
2004 Modigliani as Pablo Picasso
2004 Live at the Apollo
2003 Dinotopia 4: New Horizons as Zipeau (voice)
2003 Dinotopia 6: The Exit as Zipeau (voice)
2003 Dinotopia 5: The Virus as Zipeau (voice)
2003 Whoopi as Nasim Khatenjami (22 episodes)
2003 Celebrity Mastermind
2002 Dinotopia 3: The Election as Zipeau (voice)
2002 Dinotopia 2: The Temptation as Zipeau (voice)
2002 Anita and Me as Uncle Amman
2002 Top Gear as Self (1 episode)
2002 Dinotopia as Zipeau (13 episodes)
2001 Spy Game as Doumet
2001 Mean Machine as Raj
2001 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross as Self (1 episode)
2000 Gladiator as Slave Trader
2000 Lock, Stock... as Ali Gadaffi (1 episode)
2000 Jason and the Argonauts as Castor (2 episodes)
2000 Black Books as Trebor (1 episode)
2000 Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law as Perfectionist (voice) (1 episode)
1999 The Mummy as Gad Hassan
1999 The World Is Not Enough as Foreman
1999 Mad Cows as George
1999 Notting Hill as Coffee Shop Cashier (uncredited)
1999 Coming Soon as Amir Hassan
1999 Relic Hunter as Sayid Ahmed Habris (1 episode)
1999 Coming Soon
1998 Alexei Sayle's Merry-Go-Round
1997 Midsomer Murders as Othello Khan (1 episode)
1996 Never Mind the Buzzcocks as Self - Team Captain (1 episode)
1994 Room 101 as Self (1 episode)
1993 Late Night with Conan O'Brien as Self - Guest (1 episode)
1993 GMTV as Self (1 episode)
1990 Have I Got News for You as Self - Host (1 episode)
1990 Have I Got News for You as Self (1 episode)
1989 One Night Stand
1987 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries as Mr Kaiafas (1 episode)
1987 Dispatches
1979 Question Time as Himself - Panellist (1 episode)
Performance Live: The Way Out as Guide
Have I Got a Bit More News for You as Self - Presenter (1 episode)

Writing

2012 Omid Djalili: Tour of Duty Writer
2009 Omid Djalili: Live in London Writer

Production

2014 We Are Many Executive Producer
2012 Omid Djalili: Tour of Duty Executive Producer
2010 The Infidel Executive Producer
2009 Omid Djalili: Live in London Executive Producer

Creator

2007 The Omid Djalili Show Creator